
Jemaine: Bret's wife is unable to have children because she's not a real woman. And it's actually been incredibly rewarding, you know. My wife and I weren't able to have children, so we chose to imagine them. Jemaine: Okay, so-there's lots of things that I haven't thought about, I guess.

And they have to deal with all the imaginary stuff, like rogue unicorns, for example. But they still have issues, that don't get taken seriously. Bret: Yeah, yeah, okay, but- Jemaine: Do you see the distinction? Bret: Yeah, yeah, sure. Well in some ways, I think your children aren't going to be affected by a lot of things that affect other children. Jemaine: Have you met my kid? Have you met their little kids? And then, it's just going to be-Hmm. And- Jemaine: It's just going to get into this ridiculous Russian doll situation.

And as far as your children's children's children, I think, you know, where does it stop? When the-When the children are having children, you know, it's just-how small are they going to get? It's going to be- Bret: Too small. When I think about your children, and your children's children, I actually think your children are too young to be having children. And my children's children, and- Jemaine: Well, you know- Bret: My children's children's children, you know. Like- Jemaine: That's just one of the things. You can help Wikiquote by expanding it.įrom HBO One Night Stand special īefore singing Think About It - Think, Think About It:īret: If there's one thing that we as a band want to deal with, it's the issues.

This comedian or humorist article is a stub. The Flight of the Conchords is a New Zealand folk/pop/comedy duo composed of Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement. For quotes from the TV Series, see Flight of the Conchords (TV Series).
